Flush

In My Time: A Personal and Political Memoir by Dick Chaney
Who says it’s not worth the paper it’s printed on?
I found the 576 pages so absorbing, I stack it up to 48 rolls of Charmin Plus!
Its cover and rectangular shape are more esthetic
and pleasing to the eye than an old fashion roll.
And each page is perforated for a quick rip and swipe.
With paper produced by Georgia Pacific (a Koch Brothers' Corporation)
and makers other fine toilet papers, such as
Quilted Northern, Angel Soft, Envision and Coronet®
makes it a joy to read and wipe.
It is the ultimate bathroom reader and toilet paper in one!
just what you'd expect of a book written by the man who for eight long years
shit on America and wiped his ass with the Constitution.
So return the favor America buy one today
or a dozen for your friends and family.
Who thought wiping your ass could be so cathartic!