Diagnosis

Do you Believe:
In weapons of mass destruction being in Iraq?
In the trickle-down economics theory?
Do you Believe:
President Obama is a Muslim?
Hawaii is not really a state?
              Or
Do you:
Shout, “Amen or Praise be upon him!” whenever you hear
the name Ronald Reagan?
Recite your mantra “Guns don’t kill people. People kill people.”
when gun control is mentioned
Do you:
Call the Civil War, The War of Northern Aggression?
Stand up, put your hand over your heart and face south
when you hear “Dixie”?
Do you:
Think global warming is bullshit because it snows in winter?
              Or
Do you Believe:
Freedom of religion refers only to Christians?
The angel Gabriel handed down the original Constitution
and the Bill of Rights?
Do you Believe:
Fox News is the word of God?
Limbaugh, Beck and Palin are prophets?

If you suffer from any one, combination of any or all
of the above delusions, you may be suffering from
Tea Party Syndrome aka Being Tea-Bagged

Just when you thought you stopped taking it from behind
they shove it in your face.
You've become Big Businesses’ bitch.

Does that leave you with a bad taste in your mouth?